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Hello ladies, this personal ad is the real deal, so believe everything you read. If you don’t, you will be making a giant mistake.

I have a brother that lives in Metro Detroit, and I’m trying to write another chapter in his life. This guy, my brother, will steal your heart. He’s clever, witty, and ready. I told him I would find him the missing link in his life and he dared me. So, here I am - help me win the dare.

My brother (the perfect guy) is 49, wrapped in white, with a heart of gold. What he needs is a “major leaguer dressed in soft pink, who wants to spend the rest of her life with a solid, successful, financially secure wizard. She must have a wild side, be spontaneous and ready to write a new chapter in her life also. Smokers okay, being sassy a good with math a plus.

My brother is not one that you would bring home to mother. Why not? Because your mother would snatch him up and leave you empty-handed. This guy is SUPER and ready to go. If he were not my brother, I would want him for myself.

Remember ladies, I’m going to win this dare. “The winners went to dinner, and the losers stayed home,” I’m going to dinner, how about you?

For the time-being, we’ll just call him “Clyde, Looking for his Bonnie.”

Remember this, this ad is real and my brother IS the perfect guy. When you respond, I need to know why you’re his “Bonnie.” Blonde/brunette, tall/short, fat/thin, new or used, aggressive or aid back, kids/no kids. I need to know. BIG Question: Are you ready to go?

If you’re out of town and want to get the hell out of Dodge, don’t worry. My brother has plenty of cash. Bus, train or he’ll send a private plane.

.For the time being, you don’t need to know more. Now it is your turn. Act fast, or you’ll finish last.